1.
“Love
is
in
the
air,
but
so
is
my
cat’s
hair.
#StruggleIsReal”
【#StruggleIsReal】

2.
“I
found
my
lobster,
but
he’s
allergic
to
shellfish.
#LoveIsWeird”
【#LoveIsWeird】

3.
“Relationships
are
like
farting,
if
you
force
it,
it’s
probably
shit.
#RealTalk”
【#RealTalk】

4.
“I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake,
but
please
don’t
eat
my
cake.
#SharingIsCaring”
【#SharingIsCaring】

5.
“You’re
my
favorite
reason
to
lose
sleep,
but
my
boss
doesn’t
find
that
amusing.
#WorkSucks”
【#WorkSucks】

6.
“When
God
made
you,
he
was
showing
off.
But
don’t
let
that
get
to
your
head.
#HumilityIsKey”
【#HumilityIsKey】

7.
“Some
people
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
say
it’s
more
like
wearing
rose-colored
glasses.
#RealityCheck”
【#RealityCheck】

8.
“Love
and
wine
get
better
with
age,
but
I’ll
settle
for
Netflix
and
pizza.
#ClassyAF”
【#ClassyAF】

9.
“You
complete
me
like
coffee
completes
breakfast.
But
like
coffee,
you
also
give
me
bad
breath.
#TheTruthHurts”
【#TheTruthHurts】

10.
“I
love
you
more
than
chocolate,
and
that’s
saying
something.
#ChocoAddict”
【#ChocoAddict】

11.
“Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I
need
a
drink
because
I’m
in
love
with
you.
#TrueStory”
【#TrueStory】

1
2.
“I
fell
in
love
with
your
personality,
but
your
face
is
a
nice
bonus.
#ShallowAndDeep”
【#ShallowAndDeep】

1
3.
“Happily
ever
after
is
not
a
fairy
tale,
it’s
a
choice.
But
choosing
you
was
easy.
#LuckyMe”
【#LuckyMe】

1
4.
“I
want
to
grow
old
with
you,
but
let’s
make
sure
we
still
have
all
our
teeth.
#DentistAppointment”
【#DentistAppointment】

1
5.
“You
had
me
at
hello,
but
I’m
also
a
sucker
for
food.
#FoodieGoals”
【#FoodieGoals】

1
6.
“Love
is
like
a
good
joke,
it
takes
timing
and
delivery.
But
don’t
worry,
I’ll
keep
practicing.
#ComedyQueen”
【#ComedyQueen】

1
7.
“You’re
my
knight
in
shining
armor,
but
can
you
also
take
out
the
trash?
#PartnerInCrime”
【#PartnerInCrime】

1
8.
“If
love
is
a
battlefield,
then
I’m
the
one
tripping
over
invisible
landmines.
#GracefulAF”
【#GracefulAF】

1
9.
“You’re
my
missing
puzzle
piece,
and
I
love
doing
puzzles.
#NerdAlert”
【#NerdAlert】

20.
“I
want
to
be
with
you
forever,
but
let’s
make
sure
it’s
not
always
in
the
same
sweatpants.
#LaundryDay”
【#LaundryDay】