1.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time,
so
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you.
【笑话】

2.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
the
next
time
I
have
to
do
something.
【懒惰】

3.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【争论】

4.
Life
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
with
its
ups
and
downs,
but
always
remember
to
scream
your
heart
out.
【人生】

5.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
squeeze
them
into
your
enemy's
eyes
and
make
a
run
for
it.
【人生】

6.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
taking
a
break
before
I
start
working.
【拖延】

7.
Don't
worry
about
the
wrinkles
on
your
face,
worry
about
the
wrinkles
in
your
brain.
【年龄】

8.
If
you
think
nobody
cares
about
you,
try
missing
a
couple
of
payments.
【金钱】

9.
Life
is
tough,
but
so
are
you.
Keep
going,
and
one
day
you'll
surprise
yourself.
【励志】

10.
I'm
not
messy,
I'm
creatively
organized.
【整理】

11.
Life
is
too
short
to
drink
bad
coffee.
【咖啡】

1
2.
Age
is
just
a
number,
unless
it's
a
really
big
number.
【年龄】

1
3.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome.
【身高】

1
4.
Don't
count
your
chickens
before
they
hatch,
but
definitely
count
your
fries
before
you
share
them.
【食物】

1
5.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view.
【争论】

1
6.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get,
but
you
can
always
hope
for
the
best
ones.
【人生】

1
7.
Don't
take
life
too
seriously,
nobody
gets
out
alive
anyway.
【人生】

1
8.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things,
like
napping.
【懒惰】

1
9.
Life
is
too
short
to
wear
boring
socks.
【穿搭】

20.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
enjoying
the
calm
before
the
storm.
【拖延】