1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it’s
probably
crap.
【笑】

2.
Love
is
similar
to
being
hit
by
a
car,
you
never
know
when
it’s
going
to
come.
【哈哈】

3.
Love
is
an
addiction
that
every
sane
person
needs
to
be
infected
with.
【醉了】

4.
Love
is
like
a
virus,
if
you
don't
protect
yourself,
you
will
catch
it.
【玩笑】

5.
Love
is
a
feeling
that
cannot
be
bought,
but
can
be
rented.
【嘻嘻】

6.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
ride,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
is
worth
taking
the
ride.
【好玩】

7.
Love
can
make
you
do
crazy
things,
like
buying
a
car
for
someone
you
just
met.
【搞笑】

8.
Love
is
like
a
boomerang,
what
you
give
out
comes
back
to
you.
【想象】

9.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
it
takes
strategy,
patience
and
sometimes
a
bit
of
luck.
【战略】

10.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you’re
going
to
get.
【甜蜜】

11.
Love
is
like
a
traffic
jam,
no
matter
how
much
you
try
to
avoid
it,
you
can't
escape
it.
【烦恼】

1
2.
Love
is
like
a
fancy
car,
it's
expensive
to
maintain,
but
worth
every
penny.
【豪车】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
delicious
meal,
it
takes
time
to
prepare,
but
worth
savoring.
【美食】

1
4.
Love
is
like
an
onion,
it
has
layers
that
need
to
be
peeled
away
to
get
to
the
heart.
【比喻】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
flower,
it
needs
nurturing
and
care
to
bloom.
【浪漫】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
balloon,
if
you
don't
keep
filling
it
up,
it
will
eventually
deflate.
【警醒】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
book,
each
page
holds
a
new
surprise.
【惊喜】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
song,
it
touches
the
heart
and
soul.
【动人】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
spring
day,
full
of
new
beginnings
and
promise.
【美好】

20.
Love
is
like
a
carnival
ride,
it
can
make
you
scream,
laugh
and
cry
all
at
the
same
time.
【刺激】