1.
"Being
in
a
relationship
is
basically
just
agreeing
to
share
all
your
food
and
still
being
hungry
all
the
time. "】

2.
"Relationships
are
like
algebra.
Have
you
ever
looked
at
your
X
and
wondered
Y?"】

3.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "】

4.
"If
I
had
to
choose
between
loving
you
and
breathing,
I
would
use
my
last
breath
to
say
I
love
you. "】

5.
"My
boyfriend
told
me
to
say
hello
to
his
little
friend.
I
didn't
know
he
meant
his
pet
chihuahua. "】

6.
"Relationships
are
like
farting.
If
you
push
too
hard,
things
could
get
messy. "】

7.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake. "】

8.
"If
we
were
on
a
sinking
ship
and
there
was
only
one
life
jacket,
I
promise
to
find
you
another
one. "】

9.
"People
always
say
you
should
marry
your
best
friend,
but
I
married
someone
even
better
-
my
soulmate
and
partner
in
crime. "】

10.
"I
love
you
to
the
moon
and
back,
but
can
we
stop
at
Starbucks
on
the
way?"】

11.
"The
only
reason
I
work
out
is
so
I
can
carry
my
girlfriend's
shopping
bags
without
getting
tired. "】

1
2.
"My
boyfriend
thinks
I'm
crazy
for
talking
to
myself.
But
hey,
at
least
I'm
having
intelligent
conversations. "】

1
3.
"I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
but
that
doesn't
mean
I
won't
leave
you
for
a
good
latte. "】

1
4.
"I'm
not
saying
that
I'm
Superman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Superman
in
the
same
room
together?"】

1
5.
"My
girlfriend
asked
me
to
be
more
romantic.
So
I
showed
up
wearing
a
cape
and
playing
a
guitar.
She
wasn't
impressed. "】

1
6.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
do
we
dress
up
for
each
other?"】

1
7.
"My
boyfriend's
biggest
fear
is
that
I'll
become
a
crazy
cat
lady.
Little
does
he
know,
I'm
already
halfway
there. "】

1
8.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
lasagna. "】

1
9.
"My
girlfriend
told
me
to
stop
acting
like
a
flamingo.
So
I
had
to
put
my
foot
down. "】

20.
"I'm
so
lucky
to
have
found
someone
who
completes
me
like
a
puzzle.
But
let's
be
real,
sometimes
we're
missing
a
few
pieces. "】