1.
“Cheers
to
a
better
tomorrow!”】

2.
“Sipping
on
some
mild
poison,
no
biggie. ”】

3.
“If
I
don’t
reply,
you
know
what
happened. ”】

4.
“My
liver
is
about
to
hate
me. ”】

5.
“Wish
me
luck
on
this
wild
ride!”】

6.
“Okay,
who
wants
to
place
their
bets?”】

7.
“Ingesting
my
problems
away,
as
one
does. ”】

8.
“Can’t
wait
to
see
the
side
effects
of
this
one. ”】

9.
“Raising
my
glass
to
the
possibility
of
not
dying
today. ”】

10.
“Hope
this
is
the
last
time
I
need
to
do
this. ”】

11.
“Swallowing
my
sorrows
like
a
pro. ”】

1
2.
“If
this
kills
me,
I’m
haunting
all
of
you. ”】

1
3.
“Bottoms
up,
my
fellow
masochists. ”】

1
4.
“Taking
matters
into
my
own
hands,
quite
literally. ”】

1
5.
“Sometimes,
medicinal
purposes
call
for
drastic
measures. ”】

1
6.
“Don’t
mind
me,
just
chugging
liquid
courage. ”】

1
7.
“When
life
gives
you
lemons,
mix
it
in
with
your
medication. ”】

1
8.
“A
shot
for
every
hardship,
who’s
with
me?”】

1
9.
“May
the
side
effects
be
ever
in
my
favor. ”】

20.
“Taking
a
sip
of
faith,
hoping
for
a
better
outcome. ”】