1.
"Love
may
be
blind,
but
it
still
has
excellent
taste!"
【#datinghumor】

2.
"Dating
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
-
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get. "
【#datingadventures】

3.
"I
think
my
love
language
is
sarcasm. "
【#sassydating】

4.
"Dating
tip:
always
bring
flowers,
unless
it's
a
first
date,
then
it's
just
creepy. "
【#datingetiquette】

5.
"They
say
love
is
blind,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
mine
had
20/20
vision. "
【#notsoblinddating】

6.
"Dating
is
like
a
job
interview,
but
at
least
you
can
leave
your
pants
at
home. "
【#datinganxiety】

7.
"The
key
to
a
happy
relationship?
A
Netflix
password
that
you
both
know. "
【#datinggoals】

8.
"People
say
there's
plenty
of
fish
in
the
sea,
but
have
you
seen
the
amount
of
trash
out
there?"
【#datingreality】

9.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
rollercoaster
-
lots
of
ups
and
downs,
and
occasionally
someone
throws
up. "
【#datingrollercoaster】

10.
"My
ideal
date?
Pizza,
Netflix,
and
a
strong
WiFi
connection. "
【#datingpriorities】

11.
"They
say
you
should
date
your
best
friend,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
mine
is
imaginary. "
【#datingstruggles】

1
2.
"If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
try,
try
again.
Or
just
give
up
and
adopt
a
bunch
of
cats. "
【#datingfailures】

1
3.
"I
tried
online
dating,
but
apparently,
'Netflix
and
chill'
isn't
an
acceptable
bio. "
【#onlinedatingfails】

1
4.
"Dating
tip:
always
be
yourself,
unless
you're
a
weirdo.
Then
maybe
tone
it
down
a
bit. "
【#datingadvice】

1
5.
"I
told
my
date
I
was
good
at
karaoke.
Turns
out
I'm
only
good
at
embarrassing
myself. "
【#datingsurprises】

1
6.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
romantic
comedy,
except
without
the
romance
and
more
like
a
tragic
comedy. "
【#datingrealities】

1
7.
"I
wish
my
love
life
was
as
adventurous
as
my
food
choices. "
【#datingandfood】

1
8.
"Dating
tip:
if
they
don't
like
pizza,
run. "
【#datingdealbreakers】

1
9.
"Love
is
blind.
But
it
also
has
terrible
taste
in
men. "
【#datingtruths】

20.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
game
of
chess
-
lots
of
strategy,
occasional
checkmates,
and
a
lot
of
sitting
around
waiting
for
something
to
happen. "
【#datingmetaphors】