1.
“I
finally
found
the
person
who
completes
me…
and
my
Netflix
binges. ”
【#MarriageHumor】

2.
“I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I’m
married. ”
【#HappyWifeHappyLife】

3.
“Marriage
is
like
a
game
of
chess…
you
constantly
have
to
strategize
and
predict
your
partner’s
next
move. ”
【#MarriedLife】

4.
“I
never
realized
how
much
hair
my
husband
actually
had
until
I
moved
in
with
him. ”
【#HusbandHumor】

5.
“Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards…
you
never
know
what
hand
you’ll
get
dealt. ”
【#RelationshipGoals】

6.
“I
said
‘I
do’
to
my
best
friend…
who
also
happens
to
be
an
amazing
chef. ”
【#MarriedAndHungry】

7.
“Marriage
is
a
beautiful
thing…
until
you
have
to
share
a
bathroom. ”
【#MarriedLifeProblems】

8.
“I’m
now
officially
a
permanent
resident
of
the
‘cuddle
zone’. ”
【#HappilyMarried】

9.
“Marriage
is
the
ultimate
partnership…
my
husband
takes
out
the
trash,
and
I
take
out
the
recycling. ”
【#MarriageRoles】

10.
“I
never
realized
how
many
opinions
my
partner
had…
until
we
started
planning
our
wedding. ”
【#WeddingPlanningHumor】

11.
“I’m
finally
able
to
share
my
random
thoughts
with
someone
who
will
actually
listen. ”
【#MarriedConversations】

1
2.
“Marriage
is
like
a
game
of
Twister…
except
you’re
not
just
tied
up
in
knots,
you’re
tied
up
for
life. ”
【#MarriageMetaphors】

1
3.
“I
never
thought
I’d
find
someone
who
loved
me
despite
my
love
for
bad
reality
TV
shows. ”
【#MarriageLove】

1
4.
“Marriage
is
a
constant
battle
between
love
and
the
urge
to
steal
all
the
covers
at
night. ”
【#MarriedHumor】

1
5.
“I’m
officially
a
part
of
the
‘two
is
better
than
one’
club. ”
【#MarriedLifePerks】

1
6.
“Marriage
is
like
a
dance…
sometimes
you
step
on
each
other’s
toes,
but
you
always
end
up
in
the
right
rhythm. ”
【#MarriedDance】

1
7.
“I’m
now
officially
a
member
of
the
‘annoying
couple’
squad. ”
【#MarriedAndProud】

1
8.
“Marriage
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates…
you
never
know
what
you’re
going
to
get,
but
it’s
always
worth
it. ”
【#MarriageMetaphors】

1
9.
“I
found
someone
who
loves
me
for
who
I
am…
even
when
I’m
hangry. ”
【#MarriageLove】

20.
“Marriage
is
a
journey…
sometimes
smooth
sailing,
sometimes
rocky,
but
always
an
adventure. ”
【#MarriedAdventure】