1.
"I
promise
to
clean
my
room
tomorrow. . .
said
no
teenager
ever. "】

2.
"Sure,
I'll
start
exercising. . .
right
after
this
Netflix
marathon. "】

3.
"I'll
definitely
stick
to
my
diet. . .
until
I
see
a
tray
of
freshly
baked
cookies. "】

4.
"I'll
finish
all
my
homework
tonight. . .
unless
there's
a
new
episode
of
my
favorite
show. "】

5.
"I'll
save
money
every
month. . .
just
as
soon
as
this
new
gadget
is
released. "】

6.
"Sure,
I'll
wake
up
early
to
study. . .
if
by
early
you
mean
a
minute
before
the
exam. "】

7.
"I'll
stop
procrastinating. . .
right
after
I
check
my
social
media
for
the
hundredth
time
today. "】

8.
"I'll
start
living
a
healthier
lifestyle. . .
as
soon
as
pizza
and
chocolate
are
classified
as
health
foods. "】

9.
"I'll
definitely
volunteer
for
that
charity
event. . .
just
as
soon
as
I
win
the
lottery. "】

10.
"Sure,
I'll
leave
my
phone
at
home. . .
unless
I
have
a
sudden
urge
to
take
a
thousand
selfies. "】

11.
"I'll
be
more
punctual. . .
just
as
soon
as
teleportation
becomes
a
reality. "】

1
2.
"I'll
stop
buying
unnecessary
things. . .
until
I
find
the
next
unnecessary
thing
I
absolutely
must
have. "】

1
3.
"Sure,
I'll
read
that
classic
novel. . .
if
someone
makes
a
movie
adaptation
first. "】

1
4.
"I
promise
to
exercise
regularly. . .
after
I
find
the
perfect
pair
of
yoga
pants. "】

1
5.
"I'll
start
writing
that
book. . .
once
I
finish
binge-watching
all
the
latest
TV
shows. "】

1
6.
"I'll
definitely
stop
eating
junk
food. . .
unless
it's
a
cheat
day,
a
cheat
meal,
or
a
cheat
snack. "】

1
7.
"Sure,
I'll
learn
a
new
language. . .
if
there's
an
app
that
can
do
all
the
studying
for
me. "】

1
8.
"I'll
stop
hitting
the
snooze
button. . .
once
someone
invents
an
alarm
clock
that
doesn't
make
annoying
sounds. "】

1
9.
"I
promise
to
be
more
organized. . .
as
soon
as
I
find
the
missing
sock
that's
been
haunting
my
laundry
room. "】

20.
"I'll
start
that
DIY
project. . .
once
I
gather
enough
motivation,
energy,
and
the
necessary
tools. "】