1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

2.
"Love
is
blind,
but
marriage
is
a
real
eye-opener. "】

3.
"Love
is
in
the
air,
but
sometimes
it
smells
like
old
socks. "】

4.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster
-
full
of
ups,
downs,
and
occasional
moments
of
regret. "】

5.
"Love
is
like
a
selfie
-
it's
all
about
finding
the
right
angle. "】

6.
"Love
is
like
a
mosquito
-
it
can
be
annoying,
but
it
sure
keeps
you
up
at
night. "】

7.
"Love
is
like
Wi-Fi,
it's
invisible,
but
you
know
when
you're
not
connected. "】

8.
"Love
is
like
pizza
-
even
when
it's
bad,
it's
still
pretty
good. "】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
Rubik's
cube
-
confusing,
frustrating,
but
oddly
satisfying
when
you
solve
it. "】

10.
"Love
is
like
a
used
car
-
you
never
know
what
you're
getting
until
it's
too
late. "】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
spa
day
-
it's
relaxing,
rejuvenating,
and
occasionally
involves
questionable
smells. "】

1
2.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
hide
and
seek
-
sometimes
you
find
it,
sometimes
it
finds
you,
and
sometimes
you're
just
left
hiding
in
the
bushes. "】

1
3.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
-
you
never
know
what
bizarre
flavor
you're
going
to
get. "】

1
4.
"Love
is
like
a
bad
joke
-
it
may
not
be
funny,
but
at
least
it
gives
you
something
to
groan
about. "】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
fine
wine
-
it
gets
better
with
age,
and
occasionally
gives
you
a
headache. "】

1
6.
"Love
is
like
a
camera
-
sometimes
it
captures
beautiful
moments,
and
other
times
it
just
takes
a
blurry
selfie. "】

1
7.
"Love
is
like
a
tangled
headphone
wire
-
it
takes
time,
patience,
and
occasionally
a
few
curse
words
to
figure
it
out. "】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
a
broken
pencil
-
pointless,
but
still
capable
of
making
you
laugh. "】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
hair
salon
-
sometimes
it's
a
wonderful
makeover,
other
times
it's
just
a
big
mess. "】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
badly
timed
sneeze
-
it
can
catch
you
off
guard,
but
it's
always
good
for
a
laugh. "】