朋友圈晒苹果的搞笑句子(朋友圈晒苹果新手机的说说)

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朋友圈晒苹果的搞笑句子(朋友圈晒苹果新手机的说说)
1.
"An
apple
a
day
keeps
the
doctor
away,
but
what
about
an
apple
farm?
#LivingMyBestLife"
【#HealthyEatingGoals】

2.
"You
know
what
they
say,
an
apple
a
day
keeps
the
haters
at
bay.
#SnackTime"
【#PeacefulLiving】

3.
"I've
got
my
own
apple
orchard
now,
so
I
guess
you
could
say
things
are
really
starting
to
get
sweet. "
#FruitFever"
【#FarmingIsTheNewCool】

4.
"Apple
picking
is
the
new
hot
yoga.
Just
saying. "
#NamasteAndEat
【#HealthyLifestyle】

5.
"There's
nothing
like
the
feeling
of
biting
into
a
fresh,
juicy
apple. . .
except
maybe
the
feeling
of
buying
an
iPhone
with
your
Apple
Pay.
#TechnologyWinsAgain"
【#iLoveApple】

6.
"I
always
thought
the
saying
was
'an
apple
a
day
keeps
the
dentist
away,'
but
I
guess
the
doctor
part
makes
more
sense.
#NoCavitiesThough"
【#OralHygieneMatters】

7.
"I'm
pretty
sure
Eve
would
have
Instagrammed
this
tree
of
knowledge
if
she
could.
#ForbiddenFruit"
【#BibleHumor】

8.
"I
don't
always
eat
apples,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
post
about
it
on
social
media.
#HealthyAndHumble"
【#AppleLove】

9.
"Am
I
the
only
one
who
thinks
apples
should
come
with
a
side
of
caramel
and
sprinkles?
#JustSaying"
【#SweetTooth】

10.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
addicted
to
apples,
but
I
do
have
a
long
list
of
pick-your-own
orchards
bookmarked
on
my
phone.
#Obsessed"
【#FruitEnthusiast】

11.
"If
you
never
had
an
apple
pie,
you've
been
missing
one
of
life's
greatest
pleasures.
#DessertIsAlwaysTheAnswer"
【#SugarRush】

1
2.
"An
apple
a
day
keeps
the
vampires
away. . .
or
was
that
garlic?
Either
way,
I'm
covered.
#SupernaturalPrevention"
【#HalloweenMood】

1
3.
"I
don't
know
what's
more
impressive:
the
fact
that
I
grew
my
own
apples
or
the
fact
that
I
didn't
eat
them
all
in
one
sitting.
#SelfControl"
【#GardenGoals】

1
4.
"I've
been
told
that
a
red
apple
a
day
keeps
the
blues
away. . .
but
I'm
still
feeling
pretty
blue
on
Mondays.
#MondayBlues"
【#PositiveVibesOnly】

1
5.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
better
than
everyone
else,
but
I
do
prefer
my
apples
organic
and
locally
sourced.
#FoodSnob"
【#HealthyEatingHabits】

1
6.
"You
know
you're
friends
with
a
farmer
when
they
gift
you
a
bag
of
apples
instead
of
a
bottle
of
wine.
#BountifulHarvest"
【#CountryLiving】

1
7.
"I'm
starting
to
think
the
phrase
'an
apple
a
day'
was
started
by
Big
Apple.
#MarketingGenius"
【#NYCForLife】

1
8.
"An
apple
a
day
keeps
the
doctor
away,
but
what
about
the
dentist?
I
feel
like
they
should
get
some
credit
too.
#HealthyTeethMatter"
【#DentalCare101】

1
9.
"I'm
not
usually
a
morning
person,
but
I
always
wake
up
for
an
apple
cider
donut.
#FallFaves"
【#AutumnTraditions】

20.
"An
apple
a
day
will
keep
anyone
away. . .
if
thrown
hard
enough.
#FruitFacts"
【#JokesOnJokes】
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